March 2008
67 posts
Time Elapsed (For Her Pleasure)
avgeneral joined the chat room.
avgeneral: >>Linux user: Hi, I'm using Rails 2.0 and am having problems using the "rake db:create:all" command
avgeneral: quit: "uni"
avgeneral: quit
lifo_jr: avgeneral: just so you know... yr still online. that "quit" needs to be "/quit".
avgeneral: ooh
avgeneral: well i don't want to quit
lifo: lol
avgeneral: i still need my question answered
avgeneral: lol
lifo_jr: why did you keep typing quit then?
avgeneral: i dunno experimenting?
lifo_jr: lol
lifo: o man
lifo: this is metalolz
avgeneral: btw i get an error when i try to run "rake db:create:all"
“Often the “best and brightest,” sensing the outflux of decent...”
– Slash7 with Amy Hoy - Pages - Help Vampires: A Spotter’s Guide
aka “How to Justify Closing the Door to the #caboose Ghetto and Simultaneously Remind Everyone How Leet You Are”
proof and pudding
bryanl: whats wrong with rubyfringe?
#rubyonrails @ freenode channel faq →
I can haz nutz →
“And many people believe if FF does not support, it is not a web standard.”
– #11466 (page.redirect_to issue for Firefox 2.0.0.12) - Rails Trac - Trac
The Bug
rubydiamond: Hi people
rubydiamond: I have a bug ...
-- #rails-contrib
Oh Jesus!
[11:48] pythonic: and 341 in #postgresql [11:48] brough: #sqlite: Total of 32 nicks [11:48] Radar: #radar: Total of 1 nick [11:49] pythonic: #jesus: 14… we’re more popular than jesus
— pythonic in #rubyonrails ( about number of people in the channel )
“#rubyonrails, I just wanted to say.. I love you. I’ve been feeling this...”
– mmark3 on #rubyonrails [more lols than wtf, whatevs]
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Crack on Rails
jlindley_: you'd also need cyrsal meth but hey
jlindley_: *crystal
jlindley_: oops so sorry wrong channel
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-- #rails-contrib
“Recently, I stopped reading books. At first, I thought my brain was full, and...”
– Smarticus — The PragProgs are on a roll This explains http://pastie.org/pastes/168849. All those basic RTFM questions and problems are just non-exciting content.
“Personally, I don’t understand the idea of putting meat in Indian food.”
– — Dave Astels
He doesn’t have a bloody clue about Indian cusine. Of course he doesn’t understand.
Lamarez: Part 2 [#ruby-lang]
lamarez: hello people =)
lamarez: I need your help
lamarez: I need to remake some ruby script
saywatmang: dont we all
lamarez: =(
lamarez: Is anybody can help me?
lamarez: http://sqid.rubyforge.org/
saywatmang: Is you forreal?
lamarez: maybe you can see some wrongs in --proxy mode?
lamarez: =((((
lamarez: help me!!!
saywatmang: help me help you
lamarez: what do you want?
saywatmang: your soul
_ry: -_-
saywatmang: did you have a question ?
lamarez: yes
saywatmang: which was...
lamarez: Where is wrongs in --proxy mode in http://sqid.rubyforge.org/ script
saywatmang: where is codes?
lamarez: http://rubyforge.org/frs/download.php/30716/sqid-0.3.tar.gz
saywatmang: lamarez, how about you untgz it and pastie.caboo.se it
lamarez: sec
lamarez: http://pastie.caboo.se/169693
lamarez: hey
lamarez: are you looking it?
[10: 58am] • apeiros senses a help vampire
saywatmang: lamarez, did you write this library?
lamarez: no
saywatmang: then why dont u ask the author
saywatmang: or paypal me 500 bucks
lamarez: it's project of Metaeye Security Group
saywatmang: and ill fix it
lamarez: =(
lamarez: Author is not response
saywatmang: so i guess that only leaves one option
Lamarez: Part 1 [#rubyonrails]
lamarez joined the chat room.
lamarez: ïðèâ incompatible encoding
lamarez: ýé incompatible encoding
lamarez: ïèïë incompatible encoding
zeroeth: lamarez: awesome
lamarez: oh
lamarez: here is only english speaking users?(
lamarez: =(
zeroeth: well my terminal doesnt make much sense of those characters
zeroeth: sorry
blj: i would not mind speaking to you in incompatible encoding, carry on. lets try to make sense
lamarez: hey people who know ruby
lamarez: who can help me?)
zeroeth: you ask, we will try =)
zeroeth: lamarez: but also #ruby-lang is for specificically ruby stuff
lamarez: I need to remake ruby script so that it will work with proxy
zeroeth: lamarez: what library are you using for network code?
lamarez: I don't know =(((
lamarez: http://sqid.rubyforge.org/
lamarez: this is that project
lamarez: this tool parsing google, and then testing links for sql-injections
zeroeth: lamarez: whats wrong with --proxy ?
lamarez: it's not work
lamarez: --proxy
lamarez: (
lamarez: maybe you can found bug in --proxy mod =(
lamarez: help me plz
zeroeth: lamarez: #ruby-lang might beable to tackle that faster for you
lamarez: what?
lamarez: I need to ask my question on #ruby-lang ?
zeroeth: yes
lamarez: ok thx
“Looking forward for your precious feedback.”
– Yet again: Gem plugins - Ruby Forum
Guess Again
Bucciarati: hey ladies, i'm stuck with => form_for :user ... do |u| u.select .. .. end
Bucciarati: and the documentation for ActionView::Helpers::FormBuilder#select is not helpful
Bucciarati: as in: not telling me how the default values are guessed
Watch Your Head
EugZol: hey guys
EugZol: what do you think about Cells?
EugZol: http://cells.rubyforge.org/
marfunc: EugZol: looks like more to learn, at least rails is low overhead learning to begin with
Welcome Back! →
One more time!
“no, but one time I dated a chic who used to be a guy”
– RubyPanther in #rubyonrails
lifo: where did u get the degree in assholics btw ?
lifo: i got mine from poop uni. of inja
rsl: i got mine from sally struthers.
The Birth of unix.girl
RubyPanther: I met a great unix.girl in a geek irc chatroom
cooler: geek girls r0x
Jellybob: RubyPanther: Cybering doesn't count as having a girlfriend
RubyPanther: Jellybob: does jumping on the greyhound at 4am to meet her count?
Jellybob: RubyPanther: That just counts as desperation
RubyPanther: what about if you move to her city, and move in with her, and then you get a cat and move to SF
RubyPanther: no, it wasn't desperation, it was love at first type
lifo: thats the lamest shit i've heard in a real long time
rsl: indeed.
Jellybob: If it was love you'd still be with her
RubyPanther: nonsense
workdammit: restraining order
RubyPanther: we have... uhm... incompatible lifestyles
rsl: she's human. yr not?
cooler: hahaah !!!
Jellybob: rsl: If only... turns out she was a sheep
lifo: or had a dick
Jellybob: or both
RubyPanther: the nice thing about geek chics, when they change their lifestyle, they just tell you, so you can skip all the pain and scars, and just be happy for her
RubyPanther: actually, I've never been mistreated by a gf, so I don't really know if that is because I date geeks
FoobarWidget: wow
FoobarWidget: rubypanther eats too many mushrooms
FoobarWidget: he's hallucinating about girls that know unix
prototype_: http://www.flickr.com/photos/paris_sinclair/
cooler: linux chicks
prototype_: I didn't even know there were so many different shrooms
Cambria: Never mistreated by a girlfriend? Must not be too good looking.
Cambria: The girlfriends, that is.
rsl: RubyPanther: the nice thing about geek chics, when they change their lifestyle, they just tell you, so you can skip all the pain and scars, and just be happy for her
rsl: did you turn the girl gay?
RubyPanther: nope
RubyPanther: I taught her she can have whatever she wants, she is the unix.girl
tpope: stop saying unix.girl
Jellybob: RubyPanther: Wow... and she decided what she wanted was anyone but you?
“I slowly stopped using rails when rake came out.”
– refinkler in #rubyonrails
“yes sir. i’m dedicating today to rails and jack daniels…. not in...”
– nerbie69 in #rubyonrails
Have you written GEM in ROR’s ? →
Real men don't read option lists
catalyst_media: http://pastie.caboo.se/168511 I'm not sure why I'm getting this error. I just installed the newest version of mongrel and mongrel cluster. Any ideas?
Jellybob: catalyst_media: Are you using windows?
catalyst_media: Jellybob: No this is on CentOS. I'm trying to upgrade the production environment.
Jellybob: catalyst_media: It might help if you don't install the windows version then
A Drag? →
“you know you have a good unix.girl when you give her root to your servers, and...”
– RubyPanther on #rubyonrails
“I just to learn ror,take care me please”
– hi ,all friends - Ruby Forum
Yeah, Yeah, He Prolly Wasn't Answering The...
rsl: pneo: are you an idiot or just trolling?
pneo: yes
“Jellybob, I dont think MovingAwayFromXslt.html is a good idea, as a programmer i...”
– SanityIO in #rubyonrails
“forked koz-rails project, will start contributing to Rails soon!”
– Twitter / Anil: forked koz-rails project, w…
“rails seems like it might be the most ideal framework for a data driven...”
– supertard on #rubyonrails
“What’s a good place to learn the MVC part of RoR?”
– nmessick in #rubyonrails
Fucktastically
rsl: they must just hand out commit rights on merb like they're candy.
rsl: cause people who brag about their commit rights ask some fucktastically basic questions in here.
bryanl: rsl: don't be a dick
bryanl: and no one is bragging
rsl: who said i was talking about you? obviously the shoe must fit.
bryanl: no
bryanl: i'm just saying don't be a dick
rsl: i'm just saying don't ask stupid questions in here while after bragging you have commit rights on merb.
Attack of the Mechanical Disk
supertard: I have a really dumb question about caching. Basically will Rails check to see if my ruby files have changed and if not, can it keep them in memory?
supertard: I am just trying to avoid actual disk access
supertard: in case the operating system or disk doesnt cache
invalidrecord: supertard: thats the dif from dev to production
invalidrecord: supertard: os and fs nothing doing
supertard: so in order to update ruby files, i have to change it to dev configuration?
supertard: thanks i will look that up
invalidrecord: no but only apps running in dev will auto update to changes in src files
supertard: also it doesnt write intermediate html files to disk every time or something dumb like that does it?
supertard: i just know that the mechanical disk is my enemy and that is the first one i need to take care of
Jellybob: supertard: Do you have benchmarks saying that your disk is causing trouble at the moment?
invalidrecord: supertard: no it only does that if you have cached it yourself in any mode but in dev mode the caching you write is sort of turned off
supertard: i have yet to create a rails site even jelly
supertard: i just hate disk a lot recently
“kinda wish rails’d be as generous as vim is towards children in uganda”
– wael_ on #rubyonrails
AKA the Beginning
NevieAndPhi1: anyone here know the depot example from Agile web development? :)
NevieAndPhi1: I'm looking for a refference for it in rails 2.0...
peterretief: NevieAndPhi1: sure many
NevieAndPhi1: peterretief: would you share one?
peterretief: NevieAndPhi1: what one?
peterretief: how far did you get?
NevieAndPhi1: peterretief: I got to the point where it asks you to do the adminController ... scaffold :product
“DRY gets repeated so much its an Oxymoron :)”
– balgarath on #rubyonrails
What to do when with_options is too hard →
Pussies
“Ruby guys are under some delusion that Ruby got me more pussy than a pimp in a purple felt hat.” - Sick Shaw
Everyone paying for rubyfringe: do suck his dick you idiotic fanboys
“Is there anything wrong with form_tag ? Everytime i try to use it in a...”
– #rubyonrails
Please help... I'm stuck with this link_to... →
“the more docs the better, on that stuff, people are pretty clueless”
– RubyPanther on #rubyonrails [emphasis added, irony already existed]